Name:
Julia Reimelt
Studium:
Lehramt Italienisch / Englisch an der Universität Leipzig
Sprachkenntnisse:
Deutsch, English, Italiano, Español
Ich mag:
Schwimmen, Reisen, Musik, Granny Smith Äpfel, Miniräder, Leipzig
Lieblingstier:
Elefant
Wen ich gern kennen lernen würde:
Ian Thorpe
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands p to go, the bartender shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich! Who do you think you are?" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm A PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and finds the following definition of a panda:"A tree-dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring: Eats shoots and leaves.
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